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Vice President Missing; President’s Son Injured but Says U.S. Will Respond ‘Appropriately’
A coordinated Iranian operation killed President Roland Plump and War Secretary Kete Pegseth on Friday morning, according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter. The strike, which reached the leadership inside the continental United States, ended a six-week confrontation that Washington had expected to win in days.

Analysts are divided over whether the killing was meant to force a settlement or to invite a wider war that a weakened Washington can no longer fight on its own terms.

Hollis Crane, the 48th president, was killed Friday. He had governed for sixteen months on a promise of decisive strength abroad.

Hollis Crane Jr., the president’s son and senior adviser, was hurt but appeared on camera within the hour, vowing an “appropriate” reply.

Americas

At least ten civilians were killed when a salvo of unguided rockets fired from Cuba fell on the northern outskirts of Miami before dawn, local officials said. A second volley struck Orlando, damaging several rides at a major theme park that had not yet opened for the day.

Middle East

With its long-range air power degraded, Washington has turned to swarms of low-cost drones against ports and refineries in two Gulf monarchies that declared for Iran, a shift one official called “fighting cheap because we have to.”

Science

Iran says a single cyberweapon left America’s strategic forces unable to launch. Weapons scientists are skeptical that any one tool could do so cleanly, but concede the architecture of an aging command network leaves room for doubt.

Reported strategic readiness, first 72 hoursShare of systems responding to test command (unverified)100%50%0claimed collapse, hr 14-20
Source: figures attributed to Tehran; not independently confirmed. ARTimes
Politics

The Hawaii legislature voted to begin separation from a mainland it called “a target we did not choose to become,” and opened talks with China for security guarantees. The vote is almost certainly unconstitutional. It is also, lawmakers there argued, a question of survival.

The Conflict
United StatesCubaIranGulf statesIsrael?Hawaii→Chinacyber & the strikeU.S. drones
A war in which the strongest power is, for now, the most exposed. ARTimes
Rough cost per effective strikeIllustrative; orders of magnitude, not exactCruise missile$$$$Guided droneImprovised rocket
ARTimes analysis
Cooking

With fuel diverted and shelves thinned, cooks from Sacramento to Savannah are rediscovering the wartime stew: dried beans, whatever grain is left, an onion if you have one. It is not nostalgia. It is arithmetic. And, three readers insisted, it is still delicious.

Opinion

For a generation, Americans asked how others should behave under bombardment. The question has quietly turned around. What we believed about deterrence, proportion and mercy was easy to hold when we were the ones holding the long-range arm.

World

Spared in the exchange, Israel finds itself courted rather than threatened. A cabinet split pits those who see an opening to realign against those who argue neutrality is the only safe reading of a board no one can yet predict.

Opinion

A cheap drone that works is worth more than a costly missile that cannot be launched. The economics of this war invert the moral vocabulary we are used to. The weaker party is suddenly the efficient one, and efficiency, history warns, is rarely merciful.

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